and this is typified with me sitting online at 1:34 A.M. blogging? why? i really dont know why.... I cant sleep! So with waiting for people to show up online who are as bored out of their minds as I am and Voting on Orkut polls, Am making the Passage into sleep, till that point where I trespass on the elusive boundaries of dreams and nightmares, or sound dreamless sleep. Thanks to a strange smelling odomos, the mosquitoes are banned from toasting to my blood! So I han hazard sitting with my legs under the desk. Looking at tiny insects on my screen and following them around with the mouse.
As a part of this idlers wile i can wonder at the weird weather, which is truly weird, it was hot and stuff and hour back yet now theres a slight nippiness in the air. Its pleasant but, by the morning im sure i'l be covered with two sheets, and snoring to glory (well figuratively, i dont snore). In the mean while a long inquired gossip is on the verge of becoming public so i'm suddenly woken up with all the arts of persuasion actively seeking a hidden fact!!! With Avril Lavinge, Katherine McPhee, Nelly Furtado and Chris Daughtry alternating on my media player.
The miserable caricature who is the transmitter of this gossip is reveling in the importance of their knowledge which makes a sluggish and annoyed me, want to be snappy with her, but I have to refrain from fear of inopportune-ing my gossip buds, if there are such things, and i'm guessing they exist since Gossip is transmitted through the mouth, Taste Buds? No? Oh Well I'm the Author here, and you have the option of swallowing the Crap I'm meeting out or bugger off. Go ahead choose the cowards way out......
Now that the remaining readers are have self preservatively averted being classified a coward, I shall go on to enumerate these Idle Pursuits in order to attempt to entertain you, with my whinings, (The Bitch refuses to tell) (she is being self righteous and withholding information of national importance!!!) Let me coax my persuasive side into being a little more persuasive before i resort to blatant sarcasm disgusted at self righteous Little ( Large, in this case) bitch!!
Okay so I was holding conversation with my persuasive self and and he tells me its not happening tonight danny, so i proceed to allow my snappy bitchy self to (like the angel and devil war in cartoons) to abundantly curse her, but yet reason asks me to be practical and not call her all the horrible names which are popping into mind.......and the bane of all worthwhile pursuits is the following conversation with my blog buddy....
WARNING: THE CONTENT IS NOT SUITED FOR EVERYONE, READER DISCRETION IS AN ABSOLUTE NECESSITY (this is not a joke, i'm serious)
akash dey is offline.
Sent at 1:22 AM on Wednesday
you are indeed vella
no its just today..i finished my course for day afters paper and i cant sleep!!!
and arnt you too implicated in the same to be pointing fingers?
you finished 2 days in advance , amazing
not two days...a day...
its not that great really...its english dearie!!
you'd do as much
i have a chem exam at 8 tomorrow and these spectrospic charts still look like stalactites and stalagmites
hmm..try turning them upside down???
what do they look like now?
i have to make sense of what now looks like ghich pich
ghich pich
i would suggest some thing if you would humour me
shud i?
sure
flush it!!!!
yay!! and then grandly zilch it tomorrow
then when the examiner asks wheres your answer you can say its in the pipe!!!
and so will be my grade
no havnt you heard of assistance from dost and yaar
not. no one cheats in minors. if you're caught a notice appears in every single notice
This is where we were discussing the new traffic fines in delhi and resulting joy sharing which is the following i Like It by Akash;
i like it!!!
yes i knew i would find a sould to share my joy with!!
(note* the reference to sould)
what is a sould in any case?
a soul sold to the devil...
ooooooohhhhhh
like?
i'm a sould
like it???
yeah baby
i know i know!!
yes i do
and guess what!!
what wat? wowie
it will make an appearance on my bog tonight!!
are u the devil?
can i be that lucky?
you have a bog?
do you have any bog monsters?
nah I would be a lesser spawn cant claim such high titles with the existence of ron!! ( a bitch you mite like to get to know in due course)
i would like a bog though!! (bog was a typo for blog)
aha, there's a bitch in question
i like bitches
the bitch is male!!!
lol!!!
who might this bitch be?
noooooooooooooo
you might reconsider!!!
ahha!!!
noooooooo
lolz!!
hmmph...i almost forgot
atleast appears male!!
for a moment there (for those in the know this is a particularly interesting remark)
but is heart a female?
hmmm...
heart is a female? why?
the eternal question of 'who are we?
at heart u mean
?
yes....
where are we going? and who we want to fuck?
eternity however is too long so i cant wait for such answers and thus have to allocate gender and sex at my discretion!!
which is very discernible!!
you would like to fuck ur chem paper!! i think...unless u wana add a 'L' into fuck!!
i was thinking about using certain parts of my body, but i spose even this is quite acceptable
i would certainly like to fuck my chem paper
oh and for the latest piece on my blog..titled idle pursuits i would reserve rights to publish this conversation or bits of it....unless you have objections
no problemo, i prefer to see it as unravelling the secrets of life, one chat at a time
with no sleep and tonnes of work to do
This is where it gets really disgusting but like i said this is Idleness and hence the devils workshop (please dont judge the best of persons cant do better in my place)
daniel:
there is a horse titted woman..who is not very high on my lists right now!! you can use whichever part of your body on her you like.....
excuse the baseness....
im cranky
horse tits, never noticed those
but have noticed camel dick
they're on the underside...
they're inverted you know
what were you doing really?
noticng the camel dick? car ride past the retreating parade?
yes, noticing the camel's dick no, at leasure over tea.
lots of camels(and their dicks) in the place i am
*leisure
i assume you have 7 lumps of sugar in your tea to get you to such a thrilling all time high!!
it's still a mystery how they fuck each other
umm...i think they are bestowed with humps!!
probably the female mounts the male and then they go 'humping'
they must sweat a lot!!!
although unless he has a six feeter i can't really get how............
another existential question
unanswered
they have long necks i don't know..camel sex isn't a particularly nice topic!!
umm..i really dont know....
but i guess they do it like any other quadruped...
2 feet in the air..for the male...
but thats the problem , their dicks point backwards
and a broken back for the female!!
they do!!!!
(aghast)
then how can they!! i dint know this!!
then how can they!! i dint know this!!
thats what i've been trying to tell you so far
then willies are inverted
maybe they.....you dint say a word and i dont go arnd observing camel dicks over tea!!
they stand ass to ass???
then judging by the size of the animal, it'll have to be 6 feet
atleast i think...
perhaps thats what the neck is for
an extendable dick
thats like the height of exaggeration.....(good for a blow though!! )
very good for a blow
hmmmm.............so then its decided...
hough too much sand and padded paws would create a problem
camels arent as adventorous as you
even with 6 feeters
they ingest!!! ( Shaking my head eyes wide ) and pray how many adventures of mine have you heard of?
haha, so you do know about camels.
i've heard enough to go 'whoa'
i was speculating given the information!!
hmmm....now i really have to hear if from the horse...(umm lets avoid animals for the remainder of the convo ) the persons mouth!!
yes animals are brutes
let them be wild
we evolved beings must keep them at their places...
call them brutes!!
here's a nice quote-
hmmm...........
the only unnatural act is the one yo can't perform
really!!!
no!!!
unnatural is a perspective!!!
it differs!!
Anyways thank you for your patience one last entertaining bit (i hope) i did away with precious plenty time on your hands in Idle pursuits!! i asked him what does largesse mean for at this time i was still thinking about cursing the afore said woman......and was intending on applying largesse to her prior to which i called him good for nothing when he says even good for nothing is a quality to which i replied with the below.......(read on)
hope when you get married your wife/ live in/ b4 marriage gf(s) think the same!!!
that's what worries me
hmmm....marry a camel
atleast you could get good blows....
i'm not proficient enough in camel sex nor do i have an inverted dick
oh break a leg!!! ( MSfusdkfsdf#1052t w4)
if you get my meaning!!
unfortunately i do
haha!!! lol!!!!
i think im scaring myself now!!
i shall take your leave now!!
and thank you with most abundant praise for entertaining me thus far!!
bye bye
and if i do have weird bestial dreams you wuld do well to avoid me for a bit!!
sure, camel stories for all times
to each his own(animal)
check this in my blog...hopefully i dont get censored for this!
cha!!
once in a while you should spice it up
cya
lolz!!
So With this i Give you by far the lewdestly entertaining piece on my blog!!! I hope I havn't offended anyone, and all offence is unintended...please take it in the right sense which is nonsense!!!
7 comments:
our convos should be preserved for posterity. i seriously want to know who this horse-titter is.
will tell you on a less public forum....
Commenst comments comments.... what can or rather should i say about the ramblings of a tolkien whore....i believe the hobbits up its bum are ironical enough! :-) :-)
I think i have made my point!
oh you can talk Rapunzel....its easier of hobbits to climb up your braid than go else where!!
wow....that was random (yet interesting) trivia....i think i know too much about my neighbors now!
Haha!!! okay...so which one art thou??? soumya or Sashy???
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